I pushed myself harder than usual Friday night and went beyond this batch of photos. As a result I ended up burning out before I got the chance to post any at all. These next few should be that much easier for the extra work, as Dia was with me as I was able to weed out the duds and even named a few of the keepers.
Day Five was spent on the other side of the island near the other major city, Hilo. Some people call it the “rainy side” for the obvious reasons; I call it the side of the island where we should have stayed. Kona is prettier, smaller, and has the better weather for sure, but it’s so far from everything I wanted to see that it made a lousy base of operations.
So, we spent a lot of time in the car as we drove to various places and once again didn’t return home until after nightfall. The day got off to a rocky start when I flipped out at all the missed turns, back seat driving, and otherwise good-natured joking, but once we got that out of the way and I settled down it was a lovely drive through the generally overcast landscape. It really is too bad the pictures don’t do it all justice. The thick carpet of clouds didn’t make it any less bright outside, but the skies in every shot threw the contrast off — so much that no amount of adjusting could fix the pictures and make them representative of what I remember seeing.
The most memorable part of the day was our first off-road experience. I was so thrilled when I first saw the sign prohibiting vehicles without four-wheel drive that I immediately squashed any talk of parking and walking down — this was exactly why I rented a Jeep in the first place. However, it was when we first approached a river crossing that I became ecstatic. Steve and Dia were a little nervous at first because the crossing was wide enough to give us and the other drivers pause; in fact, the Japanese tourists in front of us had pulled over as if they’d reached an actual destination. The facts that the road continued on the other side of the river and we were merely in front of someone’s house with no view of the waterfall we were trying to reach led us to push forward. I looked back at Alex and with his surreptitious nod as a final blessing I took us right into the water.

It ended up being the fourth crossing that finally turned us around, and without even seeing that waterfall. There was never any guarantee that the road led to anything other than private property so the risk was too great to push our luck. If anything, it gives me a reason to go back and try it again. The hardest part at one spot was simply finding the road; we were convinced we had reached a dead end until a truck came speeding by and showed us that we had to turn upstream for a few yards before the road opened up on the other side. (The photo above was taken on our way back across one of the rivers. It’s easy to see how we could have doubted the existence of a road here, which is off to the right.)
The other part of this valley’s exploration led us to another waterfall near a park by the river’s mouth. We spent half an hour walking around and marveling at the dark sand and the beauty of it all. It was the first time I’ve seen a river empty right into the ocean — in my experience it’s always been a river that has widened into a bay or channel first. The mixture of salt water, waves, babbling brook, sand and rocks all in a lush valley was a lot to take in, even a little dizzying.
We continued our drive along the countryside to Hilo, stopping to look at waterfalls and bridges along the way. We also visited the depressing site where an April 1, 1946 tsunami wiped out a schoolhouse and killed around 20 children who were in school at the time. One small boy was washed out to sea where he used his boy scout training to build a small raft and even save two other children before they were rescued by helicopter a day later.
Our final destination was a naturally-heated, oceanside pond that was a little hard to reach, mainly because someone built a gated community on two of its sides. The forth side was “protected” by a mile of rocky road that snaked around piles of sharp volcanic rocks. We followed it in as the sun was setting and it grew dark before we were able to determine if we reached it or not. We saw a cove lined with houses but it was too dark to bust out our bathing suits and swim around to be sure. One more thing to go back and visit, I guess. The real adventure began 15 minutes after we arrived as we were all hesitant to travel back the way we came. Instead, it was supposedly possible — at least at one point — to exit through the gated community. We took the Jeep down the first flat area between two mounds of volcanic rock that could pass for a road and followed it knowing that we might very well be adding to our problems if we had to ultimately turn around.
We soon came to a chain linked between two posts barring our exit. It was too dark at this point to go exploring the paths without getting lost, so I was determined to get through. I hopped out to see if it was possible to unhook the chain or maybe even break it but, sure enough, the chain was wrapped around a metal handle and secured with a padlock. Never one to back away from a good puzzle, I looked to see what was holding the handle to the post, and it turned out to be nothing more than two bolts. The first was so well lubricated that it came right off, now if I could just twist that second one…. It was stuck fast. I tried to use two rocks as gripping tools but none of them were flat and they were sharp enough to cut my hand. I went back to the car to let everyone know what I was trying to do and to see what we had with us in the way of tools. Every response I received was less than supportive. I guess it was understandable since we were essentially trying to break into a gated community with our headlights shining directly toward the back of several houses, but at the time I was determined to not drive through the rock fields at night. So I was steadfast and refused to yield to the negativity.
Instead, I asked where I could find the jack and its accompanying lug wrench. After a minute or two we were able to yank the wrench from under the passenger seat, and I went into the headlights on the off chance that I could loosen the remaining bolt. Lo and behold, it actually worked. With a satisfying shout and a goofy grin on my face I tossed the handle with one end of the chain across the road and we were officially out of the rock garden from hell. We drove along the road for a little while before it simply ended in a patch of grass. Before anyone could raise objections (beyond the muttering and doubting that had become constant for the past 15 minutes) I gunned the engine over the grass, across a small ditch, and over a curb. With the satisfying hum of Gated Community Asphalt under our tires, we made for the exit and headed home.
It was the single most thrilling moment of my entire vacation, and one of the most satisfying of my entire life. Sadly, we were in too much of a hurry to take pictures of our illicit exit but pictures from the rest of the day are linked here.