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June 29, 2006


The Girls Locked in My Basement Are Finally Getting Wet

09:09 AM

We’re pretty confident that our team name for last night’s quizo would have won us a free pitcher of beer, but never mind that…. We did it: We finally won a game of Quizo! The UPenn kids are off for the summer and the planets otherwise aligned for us to earn a score of 45 points for a three-way tie; then we won the tiebreaker round for sole first place.

The night couldn’t have worked out any more perfectly. It was Ben and Lyn’s last Quizo before moving to New York, Chris and Lisa came out for the first time to New Deck, and by the time JT’s friend Jenn left we had a perfectly balanced team of eight (not that we wished her gone, or that we didn’t wish our other regulars were able to come out). But everyone contributed a little and we even overcame a few curveballs, most notably the announcer pronouncing “invisible” instead of the correct word in the question In Physics, which word comed from the greek meaning “indivisible”, and the most popular game show question which our usual quizmaster had led us to believe was T.P.I.R. instead of Wheel.

We had a pefect second round of 21, the connection theme of “Tools” helping us correct some of our answers, and the Before They Were Famous bonus picture round was a cake walk. We won the tiebreaker round three points to two with our knowledge of Kevin Spacey’s role in Beyond the Sea, that Delaware is the second-smallest state, and that an estoque is used for bull fighting — that last one my excellent guess based on JT’s statement, “looks Spanish.”

So an entire night of revelry cost us around $5 apiece after being awarded our prize money, and while I can’t speak for everyone I went home with an enormous feeling of satisfaction — the best I’ve felt after years of playing Quizo.


June 27, 2006


A Better Day at Work

06:45 PM

Work continues to be exciting. Ross started today and will be helping Jim out with the programming duties; more specifically, revamping the “NG Mag” portion of Newgrounds. The online magazine is something I know only what I learned by glancing at while laying out its submission forms. The interesting part is that it’ll likely be the first implementation of the new layout in terms of programming and sever interaction. Pretty soon I’ll know which parts of my layout (if any) need to be reworked, though hopefully it’s semantic enough and able to be implemented easily. There’s also the issue of having some javascript written in order for some of my CSS tricks to be a success, which makes me a bit nervous.

Until then, I’ll continue to find ways to relax. Tonight, a lot of us from the office will join a few other friends to see the Superman screening; throw in a pre-movie dinner at Bahama Breeze and this has the makings for one of the most relaxing yet exciting days ever.


June 26, 2006


N.S.F.W.

11:22 PM

Well, this post is safe for work; it’s the actual workplace that was a little unsafe today. No sense in rehashing the details, but Newgrounds HQ was robbed today. It could have gone much, much worse seeing as how no-one got hurt and the only thing taken was a highly-trackable Sonly PlayStation 2 (we were able to provide the cops with a serial number). The funny thing is that we just had our security system installed. It actually chimed when this scumbag entered the office. Needless to say, we’ve since made some small but key changes, no pun intended. The front door stays locked until we can install a camera and buzzer system, and I think we’re putting a rush on the new solid metal door. It’s a shame that we now have to treat the office like a fortress, but something like this is a rattling experience.

If any one of a dozen things were different on this otherwise normal Monday morning the whole affair could have been avoided. If Dia had to be at her new job at Motorola early and I was sitting at my desk an hour earlier, I would have turned around and been my usual nosy self…. Or if Tom had come to work an hour later and the door was still locked from when Josh came in, the great trespassing experiement would have never taken place…. Or if it hadn’t been raining and the tracks were crowded with the usual amount of rail workers, the scumbag would have been forced to walk along the street where the cop would have caught him dead to rights…. It’s one of those things everyone will be replaying in their minds for a long time.

On the other hand, someone could just as easily have gotten their teeth kicked, or worse, had the guy actually been confronted. Tom and Stamper explained it as just one of those surreal experiences that you just don’t expect to be happening, hence their hesitation, and it very well could have saved their lives. We’ll just have to kick ourselves while simultaneously counting our blessings.

Touch-Up Work

12:19 PM

The nominee for Father of the Year (seriously, he’s a great dad with a warped sense of humor — my kind of guy) recently asked me to touch up some photos for him. It was his even more recent comment about this blog’s void that prompted me to post the results here. It’s nothing fancy, just a little proof that I don’t sit around twiddling my thumbs all day. It’s a far cry from tackling the photo work I’ve been putting off for a few months now — I’d even planned to get on it this weekend but my laziness prevailed — but it just might prime the pump.

Anyway, amazing what a difference a little red-eye reduction makes.

Red Eye Comparison


June 06, 2006


Manny

07:49 PM

My dad’s dog, Manchu, was put to sleep last night following health complications that necessitated hospitalization and an oxygen tent. Yet another loss piled onto an already depressing year. Sure, he had the face only an owner could love, but he was loyal and surprisingly cuddly. Rest in peace, little buddy.

Blue-Collar Worker

08:42 AM

At work last week I tried on a different hat, that of HVAC Repairman. I wasn’t going to get involved at first when I heard everyone gathered around a puddle of water in the fax room; I didn’t want yet another distraction keep me from toying with my code and also figured that they didn’t need yet another person throwing in their two cents.

My automatic assumption is always that I’m no smarter than anyone else I know, especially when it comes to playing Mr. Fixit. In this situation it started to dawn on me that there are different types of “smart” and that it would probably be a good time for me to poke around a little. Plus, I never could stay away from a good puzzle — part of me will still always be an engineer. As an added incentive, the temporary solution was to turn off the AC until a repairman could come out, which was starting to look like it would take a few days; and one thing that will always drive any type of engineer to action is a lack of comfort.

The water was obviously condensation from the air conditioner, that much I had overheard for half an hour. It was pooling in the ceiling ducts and dripping from a tiny hole in one of them. I asked Tom what changed on the roof (where the four units are located) since the last time the AC was used. Tom’s response was only that the roof was retarred — and therein lied the answer. I started poking around the units to see if they could have been lifted up while the sealant was applied or anything outlandish like that, and that’s when I noticed that the condensation drain on every unit was facing straight up. I gave the first one a quick twist and water, dirt, and even a few leaves came pouring out.

The drain on one of the two working units kept draining through its hose, but our problem child still had water bubbling out from all the wrong places. Tom came up with the idea of taking a few panels off and poking around inside, and that’s exactly what we did.

Tom fetched the tool kit, and after shutting off the unit we unscrewed two panels. Inside, we noticed that the insulating pad on the bottom was soaked through and through. Not knowing what this meant, we decided to open up the functioning AC and crank that puppy on. It seemed the only difference between the broken and working unit was the wet pad so I squished out enough water to make a few spill-overs. After throwing the panel back on we noticed water dripping from the pipe as it should have been all along. Seems as if just poking around and touching a few things did just the trick.

So, we saved the cost of hiring a certified HVAC repair guy and avoided being steamed right out of our office for the week. Pats on the back for Tom and me.


June 03, 2006


Babies’ First Birthdays

11:13 PM

I had always said that birthday parties for one-year-olds were a dumb idea, and I may have even vowed at one point never to attend one. So attending two such events in one day probably makes me a pretty big liar. Anyway, each was completely different from the other — except for the fact that there was a cake and presents portion — but both were a lot of fun.

The party for Madeline turned out to be largely a family affair plus Lisa and me, but it was the first time over a year that Lisa and I were able to relax with the Shermans at their estate. There was a wonderful spread, including barbecued chicken and ribs, and everyone spent a nice Saturday afternoon talking about everyday stuff while at the same time cooing over the baby. I even took a few minutes to myself and enjoyed a Sudoku puzzle in an easy chair.

Baby Maura had a different kind of affair thrown in her honor. It turned out to be more about partying than birthday. Granted, I arrived a little late but most of the guests at the second party were focused on anything but the birthday girl. Events included playing fetch with the frisbee over the neighbors’ fence, tossing food into each other’s mouths, screaming at two balloons while they duked it out in a ceiling fan invisible cage match, and dodging the little girls who insisted on kicking ankles and punching asses. In Geof’s case, it also meant pounding a few shots of 35 proof alcohol he found in the freezer and eventually urinating in a plastic cup in the back yard.

Both parties were fun, each in their own special way. The two kids don’t know it but I gave them the same exact presents: a digital pacifier thermometer that was actually kind of lame (yet another activity at Maura’s party: Uncle Bob testing out the toy he brought) and a pretty cool child’s fake mp3 player with jumbo-sized, colored buttons that played nursery rhymes. Let’s hope they never get together and compare notes about their first birthday presents.

The parties weren’t all I was able to accomplish today, oh no. I somehow also found time to pick up about 20 books at the Radnor book fair in the morning, watch a recording of the 2006 Scripp’s National Spelling Bee, and stop by my grandmother’s place between parties to drop off a temporary power cord for her laptop. All on about four hours of sleep, thanks to a little help from my favorite video game.