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January 23, 2006


happy birthday, mom!

11:18 PM

Because I’m not a creative writer anymore, here’s a reprint from three years ago with a few changes:

WOMAN TURNS 50 [53]!

Gabrielle Chapais Turek Rudderow celebrated her birthday shortly [almost two weeks] before the SuperBowl at Lewene’s in Annapolis Sunday Monday. She was joined by a select group of friends and family an unknown amount of people possibly for a private celebration, possibly not.

The visibly upset mother of four made one of the last wishes of her lifetime shortly before gorging herself with cake.

An avid [archer], skater, motorcyclist and teddy bear collector, Rudderow expressed gratitude for the party held in her honor her many blessings.

“Sigh,” a suprisingly non-intoxicated Rudderow said. “[I’m halfway dead.]”

Other attendees were in a state of shock at being included on the guest list.

“I can see green and blue auras around my hand sometimes,” exotic dancer Jennifer Everett said.

“Bob, you’re crazy too,” she added. “I’m crazy, we’re all crazy.”

Ruth Reese agreed: “Everyone’s entitled to their own beliefs, Bob. [Just because Sherpaguide has the audacity to claim he cured a boy’s cancer doesn’t mean he’s a complete and utter waste of flesh. By the way, despite what you previously thought I’m a psycho, too.]”

Reese, Everett, and Lauren Rudderow continued to stare as if they were the only sane ones in the room, a fact quickly disputed by almost every other guest.

See today’s Style Section for photos of the event. Evidence of alien, psycho-kinetic and telepathic occurrences experienced by the lunatic fringe were unavailable at press time.

Okay, so the article was mostly about how crazy my sister and cousins were three years ago, and I reprinted this article mainly to cover up the fact that I forgot to call my mother on her birthday. (I even backdated this post in a lame attempt to cover it up; How awful is that?) Especially helpful was my sister’s text message this morning at 1:11 a.m.:

“U didnt call mom 4 her birthday! >:-* ~Jamkinz”

Probably a message I could have used while it was still January 23.

Still, hope you had a somewhat happy birthday mom, especially considering all the stuff that’s going on with grandmom. I’ll call you right now.


January 20, 2006


finally started

09:58 PM

Except for the color and background styling, the second tier of my blog header is coded and styled. It fits the minimum browser size requirements exactly, sizes up nicely, and crams everything I need into a relatively small space. It’s not indicative at all of the functionality I hope to have — that part comes into play on the third tier. Even then it’ll just be empty links until I nail down the color scheme, create the decorative background art and headers, and finish the remaining styles: posts, block quotes, drop caps, footers and links. It’s definitely far from being finished, as Dia so lovingly pointed out when she said she hated the “poo colored heading.”

First Blog Redesign Image

I’m half tempted to get the basic framework banged out so I can get the MovableType coding over and done with, then work on the backgrounds and colors with the site live. A work in progress at any stage would still look better than how this blog looks now:

First Blog Redesign Image

tiny thumbelina

05:01 PM

While putting together the puzzle piece for the main index page I was a litle disappointed that the images were difficult to make out. The result was nice enough, but the collage is a collection of my favorite shots and I thought it would show them off a little more nicely.

Instead of working on the HTML for my blog right away I decided to start with a warm-up exercise. I gathered the source files for the earlier piece and make another collage. While the photos are still tiny they are at least discernable from each other this way, plus I get to show off more than I was able to squeeze in before.

Collage


January 18, 2006


the littlest one

10:20 AM

Here’s an email from my sister:

“I’m … in Vermont and I thought it was real cool that a couple of my friends up here were talking about your website [rudderow.com]. I was like dude, I know that guy!”

How cool is that? I never knew I enjoyed such celebrity. It’s nice to be loved by such a great family.

Wait, I’m lying. It is a message from my sister, but written to Tom.

“I’m Bob’s little sister and I;m in Vermont and I thought it was real cool that a couple of my friends up here were talking about your website newgrounds. I was like dude, I know that guy!”

So much for all that stuff I was saying. I should probably stop wasting my life and start earning some “real” money; y’know, start applying myself so I can buy a house, raise a family, and all that respectable shit.

Or I could be happy.


January 15, 2006


side demos

11:30 PM

I’ve lost some of my energy lately, or rather I should say it has been tasked more towards working out instead. With the headache of the main page behind me and my days starting earlier I lost focus a little, using the two together as an excuse to procrastinate. It’s still safe to say that if the index.html took as long as it did then the blog redesign should be a complete nightmare, but putting it off will only make it harder as ideas become stale and the year’s activities get under way.

One evening last week I was feeling motivated just enough to work on a quick, three hour proof of concept for Tom. He’s been developing ideas for an eventual Newgrounds redesign and this is the second time he’s floated a screenshot my way to see if it was feasible purely with CSS. Rather than have him take my word for it I like to show him exactly how simple it can be. The first time I dragged my feet a little because it was more graphics-heavy but this time it was all code. It was also a lot of fun. And though it was a little buggy since I sent it off without running it through IE first – along with the requisite caveats of course – it served its purpose and I was told it was enough to convince Tom that it could be done.

The stuff he sent me looks like it’s got real potential, meaning that while it’ll always be a flash-based, graphics intensive site it can still be streamlined into standards-compliance, and made more accessible to all users. When the redesign eventually gets up to full speed he’ll have to make the tough choices between design and scalability. I imagine having the art finalized and copy complete will help with that decision, and I look forward to helping him out if he finds himself at an impasse.


January 12, 2006


formal evite to follow

11:11 PM

Even though throwing a belated holiday party with a big dinner will only be that much harder considering my diet, Dia’s work schedule and her sister’s visit, and Tim’s absence until only the day before, it’s on. Our house will be transformed into a den of holiday cheer Jan. 21st and the plan is to jam it full of people who want to share a meal, play board and video games, or simply catch up with everyone they haven’t seen yet this year.

It’ll be potluck once again except for the deep-fried turkey and turducken we’ll be cooking. Tim will be back in time to help Dia and Kari in the kitchen and I’ll lend my organization and entertaining skills to make sure everything goes smoothly. There’s still a lot of cleaning to do around the house, but now that I’m getting up at 6 a.m. to work out I have plenty of time before work to get a lot of it done — especially now that I’ve got uncensored Howard Stern to entertain me.

I’ll send out the invitations over lunch tomorrow with instructions that everyone should invite everyone they know. There should be a few more people than years past since the circle of friends is always expanding, children too. We’ll likely be utilizing the first two floors for seating, so the more the merrier. My hope is that most of the alpha males (and females) we know will attend so that I’m able to play more than one or two games before the day’s over.


January 11, 2006


my pledge to The Wife™

01:48 PM
  1. No more complaining about the long hours she spends at Rohm & Haas. I won’t raise the issue of her dedication to her job or question her feelings on its importance relative to other aspects of her life.
  2. No more planning for us as a couple. Zero. If the small amount of free time that we have happens to coincide, great; otherwise, I refuse to be disappointed anymore.
  3. Drop all plans to exercise with each other. Due to frequent fluctuations in availability it is impossible to nail down a workable schedule of any kind.
  4. Boycott Rohm & Haas, Inc. I will physically assault my wife’s boss if I ever meet him. Also, I will not come within sight of the main office in Center City or any of its satellite campuses, nor make calls to or receive calls from said offices. If this means forcing my wife to take the subway at a late hour so be it.
  5. Maintain a distance of at least one room at all times when my wife chooses to work from home. Whether its work she chooses over something she’d rather be doing or out of sheer boredom with me, I won’t play second fiddle to the tool of her slave drivers.

Yes, I’m upset. Sure, I’m probably being unreasonable. But if choosing work over home is what The Wife’s decision is going to be, then I have to sever all ties with that part of her life. Hopefully this new policy will do more than to poke fun at how Dia is being treated by her masters, and will lead to a decrease in the number of arguments we have on the subject. Maybe someday she’ll come to new conclusions on her own about the work/life relationship, but I’m stepping down from my role as the one who tries to teach her.


January 09, 2006


not so bad perfecto

01:50 PM

Rudderowdotcom v2006 is up and running. It’s not exactly what I pictured, but it’ll have to do. And I’m in love with it all over again.

I’d like to pledge to go back and make the better version for compliant browsers, however I know that’s not something I’ll ever do. I may make the images clickable but I’m not sure that people won’t find it just as easy once they’ve realized to click the text.

I went back to change the code after all to something completely different altogether — and it’s a hell of a lot prettier. It views on all browsers equally, it validates as completely compliant, and best of all the HTML is incredibly simple. There’s a small bug in Safari where where it realizes there’s text hidden somewhere, but unless someone drags the mouse around a lot it’s largely unnoticeable. That’s definitely something I can stand waiting to fix.

I look forward to getting feedback from anyone who cares to send some my way.

debut

12:53 AM

I finally finished the main page. It only took me 20 hours and it still only works on compliant browsers — which means every single one except for Internet Explorer. I feel like I haven’t gotten anything done today even though I know it isn’t true; but after five straight hours of tweaking my code to the point where I hate the design I’m angry I don’t have something to show for it. I deleted the style sheet until I can figure out a fix.

Nothing’s ever simple. I can forget about the blog redesign for a while now, and I should have known it would sap all my time and energy this weekend and put that example together for Tom early on.

Guess I have no choice but to worry about everything tomorrow. Right now my eyes are ready to burst from exhaustion.


January 08, 2006


clearer design

03:27 AM

I was right about the tighter spotlight solving optical illusion of a mismatched puzzle. It ends up looking nicer anyway since the original effect wasn’t exactly circular.

I’m starting to get sick of the cartoonish way it looks; hopefully it’s only because I’ve been staring at it for so long. The only thing left before I’m finished is to get a picture of an eyeball (I’m thinking my sister’s?), then I can crank out the final piece and the HTML to post the new page.

I had hoped to get a lot more done this weekend, at least to have started on the new blog considering what a nightmare the code for that will be. Depending on how long the mock-up for Tom takes, I may have to take a day off next week to move this project along.

designer


January 07, 2006


jumbled text

05:36 PM

I split most of my day between procrastinating and working on the second piece of the puzzle. Decided to make the pieces appear as if they were being removed to reveal what’s underneath — and those pieces will show up in the blog to play a small part in identifying the four major headings.

It’s all starting to fit together nicely. The blog pages will have a torn paper effect like the scrap that reads “bobby loves ducks” on this piece, and the background text (the final lines from Catch-22) also shows up in the photo section.

There’s a funky interaction with the sections in the overall layout, because the eye wants the pieces to interlock as one large puzzle. However, there isn’t enough room between the top and bottom squares for this to happen — especially at the 800x600 default window size. I originally thought the spotlight effect would alleviate this and now I have to work on it yet again. Possibly abandoning the spotlight and cropping the area around the piece to give it an 1/8 inch border that fades instead will fix the problem.

Another small decision I have to make now is whether to redesign the photo page, however slightly, to fit the new theme. I was going to leave it alone and have four distinctly different sites. Now I realize that it might look too disjointed. At least it’s nothing I have to decide any time soon.

blogger

mashed photos

02:03 AM

I finished the first final product for my site redesign and I’m really pleased; when aligned properly on the main page with its black background, it looks snazzier than I ever pictured in my head. It has a comic book feel that I hope I can replicate for the other pieces and possibly to other pages as well.

Before the final result was produced I was becoming increasingly wary that the photos were unrecognizable once converted to puzzle pieces. This is still the case for most of them, but I think enough maintain their integrity to make sense. And when I’m ready to construct the portfolio portion of the site I have larger versions of everything and interesting screen shots of some of it in progress. That way, I can provide a better look at some of the smaller, cropped pieces that didn’t really make the cut.

photographer


January 05, 2006


site concept

01:29 PM

puzzleI’d been putting off a this bit of grunt work for a while. It represents a big piece of the puzzle, no pun intended, and hints at the overall concept.

Instead of leaping right into the blog design, I figured I could use the index page to bide my time while I work out the kinks in my head for the rest. The individual pieces will also play a part in the blog, but I think only as background images where the blog ties into the rest of the site.

Not much more to go for the main page, just some screenshots, image selection, and a little photoshop work. Half of the links won’t work yet since I still need to develop much of the content, but a new look with missing links is at least a start.


January 04, 2006


contest officially started

07:59 PM

It has begun, and here are the starting weights so I can reference them easily in 58 days:

  • Al: 210 lbs
  • Bob: 250 lbs
  • Julio: 263.5 lbs
  • Kelly: 186 lbs
  • Nick: 176.5 lbs
  • Scott: 239 lbs

As past champion I’m not worried about losing, though it’s good to have Scott’s smack talk ringing in my ear as motivation. It’ll be harder than last time since it’s now a percentage of weight lost instead of straight numbers. No landslide this time, but definitely an opportunity to win.

Sean was too lazy to set an alarm to get up at 7:30 a.m. and plod down two flights of stairs, so I’m not allowing him to particpate. It’ll actually be better for me this way since watching people pig out tends to motivate me in the opposite direction.

Today I did alright, though it seems half of my co-workers brought in their holiday leftovers for me to stare at in the lunch room. Exercising will have to wait one more week as the gym still hasn’t opened yet and I’ve been too busy with site redesign stuff to schlep all the way out to my old gym.


January 03, 2006


buy foreign

10:00 PM

Dia’s car died over the holidays, a fact which didn’t bother me until I realized just how much American cars suck. It’s a 2000 Chevy Lumina with only 55,000 miles and one minor accident in its history and already we have to practically throw it away.

We had the damn thing inspected in the Fall only to learn that it would need approximately $1,800 worth of repairs or the transmission would fail in the future, and it appears that time is now. The piece of crap got stuck in first gear and billowed smoke for Dia’s entire drive back from the mall. We’d have left it to be towed later and possibly even repaired if the blue book value was any higher than $2,000, but it’s not. It boggles my mind that a car still under warranty as recently as three years ago needs such a major overhaul, but never overestimate American workmanship.

For now, we’ve decided to bag the whole two car deal and list the now-inoperable Lumina in the Pennysaver with all the necessary caveats. We’ll simply share the Element and save what we would be spending on a second car payment until we decide we absolutely can’t put off buying a second car any longer. Fortunately, neither of us needs it to commute to work and we can even save a bundle by dropping it from our insurance altogether. We’ll just be sure to plan our weekends a little more carefully at least for the next few months.


January 01, 2006


starting weight

10:14 PM

This first day of 2006 I’m thinking only of losing weight in these first two months. Easier said than done and even easier to do for two months only instead of an entire year. This time, however, I can keep it going.

Yes, I’m kicking the year off with another contest technically scheduled to run from January 4th - March 3rd. A surprising amount of people chastise me for this citing the previous contest where I won and looked great and felt healthy for four months only to slip back to my current weight. However, there were extenuating circumstances surrounding my eventual failure two years ago. For one, I seriously re-injured my left knee while sprinting the last hundred yards of the University City 5K Run. This was even after the contest was over. I ran the previous day with no problem, hurt my leg that Saturday, and Sunday I could barely jog on the treadmill. I eventually restricted myself to a few days a week on the gym’s stationary bikes but I was ultimately defeated and started losing interest after a few weeks. Then, the final blow was our move to Conshohocken where it became a 35 minute drive through traffic to a much more crowded Bally Fitness in King of Prussia. I convinced myself I could just watch what I ate, but with new housemates and more excuses why I could put off eating healthy for only one more day I lost my routine and it was back to the old me in only a few months.

This time I’m wiser; I know exactly what can happen when I allow myself to have outs. This time: same will power, no excuses, and I know what’s at stake at the “end” of the line.

Today I start at 250 pounds, a damn sight better than last time’s 265, but still 50 more than my goal. The contest includes four flunkies from my old place of work, and allegedly Sean, Al, and Matt from these parts. I have a new gym that will be the key to my success; it’s even closer to my house than work is and that’s saying something. My motivational level is up across the board so I don’t foresee any problems parlaying that into an aggressive workout schedule. With any luck I won’t burn myself out and it’ll help fuel a new creative streak as well.