food
01:13 PM
Holy shit I’m going to the gym tomorrow; I just ate a small order of lo mein that was sitting in the fridge.
Normally this wouldn’t be out of the ordinary, but considering I was sitting at an IHOP only five hours ago eating all the pancakes I could shove in my face, this is a big deal. I really had to struggle not to lose my only meal of the day. And this would still not been too out of the ordinary had I not had all-I-can-eat shrimp the night before at Red Lobster.
I didn’t have more food than Ross or anyone else at either excursion, but I’ll be damned if that means anything. I shouldn’t be so quick to battle for title of King Glutton, but dammit I always have so much to drink. After all, those beverages take up space. Sure, I may have barely been able to keep down eight pancakes, but considering they were swimming around with three cups of coffee and almost a liter of orange juice… that’s saying something.
I’ll end it here, lest I start turning into Maria in terms of vomit tales and overall complaining. Shudder to think.